Sunday, November 7, 2010

This poem was nominated by UN
as the best poem of 2006,
Written by an African Kid
When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black
And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored?
apakah kebetulan belaka??? :D

1. SBY &  Papanya Nobita

2. JK & Papanya Suneo

3. Prabowo & Giant
4. Mega & Jaiko (Adik Giant)

Verily I say unto ye......


It can buy a house

But not a home

It can buy a clock

But not time

It can buy you a position

But not respect

It can buy you a bed

But not sleep

It can buy you a book

But not knowledge

It can buy you medicine

But not health

It can buy you blood

But not life

So you see money isn't everything

And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend

And as your friend I want to

Take away your pain and suffering!!

So . . . ..
Send me all your money

And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, uh??

Oh, this sounds so disgusting, but you must read it! 

I could not find out whether it is true.....

I ordered a Club Sandwich and a Sprite in a restaurant somewhere in Malaysia.
When I finished half of the sandwich I sipped a sprite. But it didnt
taste like an ordinary sprite I used to drink.
So I sipped once more, but it still tasted the same. It tasted like a
sprite mixed with some kind of oil.

I called the clerk and asked him if the sprite was expired...
He said it was just delivered today.
So I asked him to taste it.
Then he also found that something was wrong with it.

Both of us were wondering for a while. Then I got to look inside the straw.
There were a lot of tiny black round things that looked like eggs. So
I cut the middle of the straw lengthwise to have a better look... Yuck.
There were a lot of tiny black round things in it. I suppose they were eggs of
cockroach. About 1000 eggs were there.

Then I began to check all the other straws in the straws case one by one.
Almost all of them contained black eggs that seemed to be either the
cockroach eggs or excretions.
After the incident, I began to check all the straws in the restaurants
and fast food chains.
Almost of all the straws contained the same black eggs. Especially the
darker the colors of straws, the more were the eggs.  In black straws,
extreme amount of black eggs were found.

It was found out that it's because the cockroaches live (hatch eggs and excrete)
in the dark places.
***80% or more restaurants in the malls use red or black colored straws.***


Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names

This is hilarious

Anne Chang

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before

Monday, November 1, 2010

intro dulu :D

gw Fedho (nama yg jarang banget yah)... anak murid di tarq.. masi SMP 3... gw suka ketawa n have fun bareng temen2 gw... gw org yg simple tapi kadang banyak maunya juga hoho xP. tapii.. my life is not that simple... gw mengalami banyak prubahan sejak lulus SD, dari yg aliiimm.. jadi yg rada... gimana yah... bejat kah? LoL. gak bejat2 banget kok.. masi ada kesan alim dikit. haha..
nih blog sebenernya cuman buat tugas, tapi gak tau deh buat ke depannya gw pake atau gak.. hehe :P
gw pikir sih ntar mau gw isi jokes, cerita, dll..
sekian dlu soal gw...