Lama ga nge-post nih...
berhubungan ama tugas nih
soal masukin link download file2 apa aja
sebenernya sih mesti dipisah2 pake winRAR
tapi gw kaga ngerti dan ga ada ajarin
jadi begitulah
maaf ya, jadinya harus agak lama
ini ada beberapa lagu yg cukup bagus ya menurut gw
kalo mau coba denger, download aja nih linknya dari 4shared
Pink - Raise Your Glass
Jordin Sparks - Was I The Only One
Black Eyed Peas - The Time
Britney Spears - Everytime
MC Mong feat. Mellow - Sick Enough To Die
2NE1 - Fire
After School - Dreams Again!
cuma itu aja deh
udah malem nih, ngantuk
cya next time ;)
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Sunday, November 7, 2010
This poem was nominated by UNas the best poem of 2006,Written by an African Kid
When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black
And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored?
| apakah kebetulan belaka??? :D 1. SBY & Papanya Nobita 2. JK & Papanya Suneo 3. Prabowo & Giant 4. Mega & Jaiko (Adik Giant) |
Verily I say unto ye......
Money
It can buy a house
But not a home
It can buy a clock
But not time
It can buy you a position
But not respect
It can buy you a bed
But not sleep
It can buy you a book
But not knowledge
It can buy you medicine
But not health
It can buy you blood
But not life
So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!
So . . . ..
Send me all your money
And I will suffer for you!
Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, uh??
I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!
Oh, this sounds so disgusting, but you must read it!
I could not find out whether it is true.....
I ordered a Club Sandwich and a Sprite in a restaurant somewhere in Malaysia.
When I finished half of the sandwich I sipped a sprite. But it didnt
taste like an ordinary sprite I used to drink.
So I sipped once more, but it still tasted the same. It tasted like a
sprite mixed with some kind of oil.
I called the clerk and asked him if the sprite was expired...
He said it was just delivered today.
So I asked him to taste it.
Then he also found that something was wrong with it.
HORRIBLE STORY !!
Both of us were wondering for a while. Then I got to look inside the straw.
There were a lot of tiny black round things that looked like eggs. So
I cut the middle of the straw lengthwise to have a better look... Yuck.
There were a lot of tiny black round things in it. I suppose they were eggs of
cockroach. About 1000 eggs were there.
Then I began to check all the other straws in the straws case one by one.
Almost all of them contained black eggs that seemed to be either the
cockroach eggs or excretions.
After the incident, I began to check all the straws in the restaurants
and fast food chains.
Almost of all the straws contained the same black eggs. Especially the
darker the colors of straws, the more were the eggs. In black straws,
extreme amount of black eggs were found.
It was found out that it's because the cockroaches live (hatch eggs and excrete)
in the dark places.
***80% or more restaurants in the malls use red or black colored straws.***
SO NEXT TIME...... BE CAUTIOUS...
CHECK THE STRAW BEFORE YOU PLACE IT INSIDE THE DRINKS.
I could not find out whether it is true.....
When I finished half of the sandwich I sipped a sprite. But it didnt
taste like an ordinary sprite I used to drink.
So I sipped once more, but it still tasted the same. It tasted like a
sprite mixed with some kind of oil.
I called the clerk and asked him if the sprite was expired...
He said it was just delivered today.
So I asked him to taste it.
Then he also found that something was wrong with it.
HORRIBLE STORY !!
Both of us were wondering for a while. Then I got to look inside the straw.
There were a lot of tiny black round things that looked like eggs. So
I cut the middle of the straw lengthwise to have a better look... Yuck.
There were a lot of tiny black round things in it. I suppose they were eggs of
cockroach. About 1000 eggs were there.
Then I began to check all the other straws in the straws case one by one.
Almost all of them contained black eggs that seemed to be either the
cockroach eggs or excretions.
After the incident, I began to check all the straws in the restaurants
and fast food chains.
Almost of all the straws contained the same black eggs. Especially the
darker the colors of straws, the more were the eggs. In black straws,
extreme amount of black eggs were found.
It was found out that it's because the cockroaches live (hatch eggs and excrete)
in the dark places.
***80% or more restaurants in the malls use red or black colored straws.***
SO NEXT TIME...... BE CAUTIOUS...
CHECK THE STRAW BEFORE YOU PLACE IT INSIDE THE DRINKS.
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names
This is hilarious
Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty
Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before
Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty
Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before
Monday, November 1, 2010
intro dulu :D
gw Fedho (nama yg jarang banget yah)... anak murid di tarq.. masi SMP 3... gw suka ketawa n have fun bareng temen2 gw... gw org yg simple tapi kadang banyak maunya juga hoho xP. tapii.. my life is not that simple... gw mengalami banyak prubahan sejak lulus SD, dari yg aliiimm.. jadi yg rada... gimana yah... bejat kah? LoL. gak bejat2 banget kok.. masi ada kesan alim dikit. haha..
nih blog sebenernya cuman buat tugas, tapi gak tau deh buat ke depannya gw pake atau gak.. hehe :P
gw pikir sih ntar mau gw isi jokes, cerita, dll..
sekian dlu soal gw...
nih blog sebenernya cuman buat tugas, tapi gak tau deh buat ke depannya gw pake atau gak.. hehe :P
gw pikir sih ntar mau gw isi jokes, cerita, dll..
sekian dlu soal gw...
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